OGW Questionnaire: Christopher the Crucifier.

What's up, people? BD here. Now, remember that one journal that I made about a questionnaire for Christopher the Crucifier about two months ago? This journal right here ----> Questionnaire for Christopher the Crucifier!
Welp. Today, he's finally going to be answering all of your unanswered questions!!

Me: Yo! Chris!
Christopher: What do you want, now?

Me: Come over here and answer these questions!
Christopher: What? Oh, no. No no no no no! 
Christopher: You are NOT going to make me do the same stupid crap like the other OCs out there

Me: "Stupid crap"? It's not stupid, it's fun! ^^ Besides, there are lots of people out there who want to know more about you, you know? Might as well give them a small taste of what you're really about.
Christopher: I said "NO".

Me: Chris... I not asking you to do this, I'm f*cking telling you. Now, get your ass over here and answer these got-damn questions.

Christopher: I said NO! Now piss off already!

Me: Chris, I swear, if you don't stop acting like a little bitch for once, and answer these questions, I'm going to tie you to a chair and leave you stranded on the top of a building for all of your rabid fangirls to see and come savage you.

Christopher: . . .

Me: . . . *takes out some rope* Well? 

Christopher: *sighs* Ok fiiiiiiiine. I'll answer your stupid questions.

Me: *Puts rope away* See? Now that wasn't so hard, now was it? ^^

Christopher: Ugh..... -_-

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1.) Asked by : "If I sprayed you with holy water, how would you react?"

- Christopher: . . . Seriously...? Can you people really not tell that I am a HUMAN BEING?? So, basically, I wouldn't react in particular way at all... I'd just get pissed off is all. -_-

2.) Asked by : "Where'd you get the mask and wouldn't it get sweaty as hell under that mask?"

- Christopher: I made the mask myself. And do I get sweaty under that mask...? No, not really. But I DO get sweaty underneath all this dark clothing I'm wearing, when it's summer. 

3.) Asked by : "So Christopher, Do you ever get cold?"

- Christopher: Not unless it's below 50 degrees Celsius.

4.) Asked by : "Would you find it awesome if there was a robotic, upside-down cross that drops down from the heavens and transforms into the devil?"

- Christopher: What, no. That's just stupid... And I don't believe in heaven or hell, in case you already forgot.
Me: But, you realize that you live with a demon, right?

Christopher: . . .
Me: . . .
Christopher: . . .next question please...

5.) Asked by : "how would you react to my oc PB (in my profile) and what would you do with her (tip: if you try to hurt her she will go crazy and try to kill him)"

- Christopher: I don't really care about her. But if she pisses me off to the greatest extent, then I cannot guarantee her safety... just sayin'.

6.) Asked by : "What is it that mostly drives you to be the way you are?"

- Christopher: What drives me... the most...? It's people who don't respect other peoples' opinions and beliefs... They try forcing their religion down your throat, treating you differently, like you're not even human... They're the ones who need to be punished...and I suit that position just fine...

7.) Asked by : "Do you still keep a journal or anything? I know the last time it didn't go over so well...."

- Christopher: Nope, not anymore. There really isn't a point for having one anyways. And even if I still did have one, I would have no use for it.

8.) Asked by : "What would you do if you suddenly start burning? "

- Me: Let's find out, shall we? ^^ *takes out a box of matches*
- Christopher: NOOOO. *throws box away* NEXT QUESTION!

9.) Asked by : "What do you think about anime girls?"

- Christopher: *looks up "anime girls"* Umm....why the hell aren't these girls wearing any pants?

Me:

10.) Asked by : "Why are you an Uke? xD "

- Christopher: The fuck's an "uke"?
Me: It means that you're on bottom.
Christopher: . . . come again?

Me: *sighs and raises voice* IT MEANS THAT WHEN AND IF YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL, SHE WOULD BE ON TOP "GIVING IT" TO YOU, WHILE YOU WOULD BE ON BOTTOM, TAKING IT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH.
Christopher: . . . . .
Me: . . . . .

Christopher: *Takes out halberd*
Me: Whoa whoa whoa! Put the axe away Chris! Chrisssss!!

11.) Asked by : "What is your most gruesome torture method?"

- Christopher: That, lady, is a very good question you just asked.

- Christopher: After crucifying my victims, I torture them either to death, or until I feel satisfied enough, so that they can die more slowly and painfully. My main torture methods include, stabbing them in various places, cutting their fingers off and making them eat them, gouging out their eyeballs, hacking their legs or arms off, or sometimes, if there's a fireplace in my victims' houses, I'll take hot coal and shove it down their throats, killing them in the process. That's just some of my torture methods. The list goes on...

12.) Asked by : " Chad: >:3 What is The Most Creepiest Thing U Ever Experienced?"

- Christopher: Well-
Me: Oh oh! I got this one! The weirdest thing Chris has ever experienced was when he met a woman, named, Barbara ('s OC) and she-
Christopher: Did something that is definitely NOT to be mentioned
Me: Well, you're no fun.
Christopher: Shut up.

13.) Asked by : "What will it take for someone to get along with you? I know you said as long as the person isn't a crazy religious nut but what else would you need? lol"

- Christopher: As long as he/she can respect other peoples' point of views and religions, then I guess I have no problems with them. Can't really say for sure though...

14.) Asked by : "Has anyone ever called your mask a contradiction?"

- Christopher: Has anyone ever told you that I really don't give a fuck? Besides, I wouldn't use the satanic cross, because one, I don't believe in Satan or hell, and two, the satanic cross is tied to satanism.

15.) Asked by : " "Are" you an atheist?"

- Christopher: I believe I already went over this in previous questions...

16.) Asked by : "what would you do if you see sinka wants to fight you?"

- Christopher: I try crucify her or dismember her limbs, cutting her head off. End of story
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Welp, that's all of them folks! ^^ I hope you enjoyed this little questionnaire that I did of Christopher and I may/may not do another one in the near future.